"Lawn darts are banned. Air guns have wreaked more havoc and injury than many products regulated under that federal act."
Oh shit. Ban knives and baseball bats too.
And the criminals painting their tips bright orange is ooooold news buddy.
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Scarecrow - "old geezers like myself and Starlight"
- "senility prevents me from recognizing anyone except people who owe me money.."
Greylocks - "The heck with 'getting'. I am old."
SF - "Neal! You are the one!"
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