Airsoft Dirty Tricks and Funny Tactics.
 

Just for humors' sake, post any dirty tricks and or tactics that could be used on the airsoft field. Be creative ;)

For example: Distract your enemy by launching a surprisingly pooly coordinated, one-man charge. Preferably the distraction should be a midget screaming "LEROY JENKINS!" at the top of his lungs. Meanwhile, have your main force (I.E. everyone else who isn't the sucker who drew the short straw) sneak up on thier flank while thier laughing thier heads off.

Another dirty trick: Name your team the "Tactical Insertion Team" and have the acronym spelt out on your vest/jacket. In close quarters battle break down the door like SWAT screaming "T.I.T, Freeze!". By the time they've figured out why there are a dozen men screaming something about frozen nipples and stopped laughing about it you'll have had enough time to tag them all!

any other funny tricks?

(P.S. This is the result of what happens when you stay up all night drinking with your airsofting buddies and have a strange sense of humor. Sorry if this seems retarded. I personally blame Zim.)

-Mike & John

In the safe zone, I like to fart into my hand and then throw it in other people's faces. Does that count?

yelling out "wait i've jammed!" then spraying at the person who actually stops to wait for me.

lol, same works with "my battery died!"

Biological weaposn are a general "no" in airsofting i belive. ;)

So are attacks in the safe zone =D

After a one man recce into the DMZ, put your shemague over your head and breath heavy like you are trying to catch your breath, then casually chat with the enemy.

Worked for Clay at Stargate!

Be the sniper at a sniper hunt. Sneak back to your car and go play craps at Rama?

I've tried dirty trick number one, guess what?! THEY DIDN'T SEE ME! >.<....


Popped up and went "SHIT!" cause there were three guys looking the other way and not towards me. Meaning I just got soaked and wet and all tired for no rea... SHIT they're shooting now! :P...

Send a running, flailing, hollaring, skipping in circles, player in a ghillie out in the open for a momentary distraction. And if it doesn't work on the regulars, at least you'll get the giggling noobs.

Dress a teammate up as a sasquatch that wanders around in the woods once in a while. Only VERY occasionally, maybe only once actually.

Can't wait for Droc to get in here, that shit'll be FUNNY!

But the newbs are the most fun to trick :sad: seeing the look of shock when the see what looks like a green wookie dancing is so worth it.

Another one: Tape the bipod of a ridculusly big gun like the M82A1 to the helmet of a shorter player and use him as a mobile weapon prop. Not practical but makes for one hell of a airsoft video.

Damn Wookies...

If you are in a fire fight and want to get the bad guys to rush you...

1. Take a hi cap and use your finger nail to release the bbs from the mag nozzel. This will make the very characteristic empty hi cap mag sound.
2. Curse loud enough the for soon to be welted opponents to hear you.
3. The baddies will rush you thinking you're out of ammo.
4. Shoot them in their soft skinned areas, such as inner thigh and belly fat.
5. Ridicule as required.

The ultimate distraction: Firecracker + megaphone

FIXED :D

Ladies and gentlemen: the new definition of "Nutcracker"

Buy and AEP.

Then routinely yell out "Gun Hit!" causing them to rush you while they think you are restricted to only a semi-auto GBB.

Well nobody know's I do this, but time to share it.

Hide bout 15-20ft up in a tree, wait for your enemy to get close, then if you have a NBB or Springer, take pot shots at them. NOBODY ever looks up.

Of course, if they *do* look up, you're boned. ^_^

indeed, especially they get out the hacksaw...

Best Tactic for me that worked was getting chased down by the enemy team then hid in a furn bush and covered myself with leaves. After they ran past I snuck up behind and got about 6 kills. ^.^

Don't be afraid to get dirty if it means the enemy can't see you.

LOL wear like Flecktarn in an OD vs Digi game, ppl get confused easily and then just go all the way to their spawn point and start moving forward and mercying people...

Landmine in the latrine

LOL claymores at filled with glitter at face level disguised at a hand dryer....

Bathroom airsoft... we may be on to something here!

--Insert "Green gas" joke here--

Good advice :salute:

... unless your in the latrine... it's only a game after all.

Dirt!
 

I guess if were brainstorming up dirty airsoft tricks.... 8)

At the top of your lungs yell out " FUCK!!! MY ANKLE !@#$! " :razz:

That'd trow em off !



War - Lock :twisted:

Another distraction form: Have a man in a old-fashion american blue coat uniform run through the forest yelling "The British are coming!" over and over again... when they stop to figure out what the hell is going on you ambush them... preferably with british equipment.

did anyone say water balloons? :grin:

I like to use Punji Sticks

Chemical War Fare is my specialty. In the middle of the open prairies with a stiff wind blowning, letting a silent but so sweet and deadly home brewed A-Bomb off almost resulting in my own projectile vomit before it gets blown away, then having 6 guys who are standing about 40 feet away all of a sudden going "What the Fuck!, awww man who let that one go!"

Remeber that thread about the 6mm mints? Full auto someone to death with a S-mag of that, youll smell them before you see them.

I have a crate full of fart bombs anyone know what I should do with them?

Tactic: Stand behind skinny telephone or electrical poles and stay very still...

No joke, Silent Souljah pulled this at an FR game. I was looking at this, and I just could not comprehend what I was seeing... "Dude, I think Silent Souljah is hiding behind a telephone pole... what the hell?"

I fell for someone firing at me, they released their mag, dry fired and I closed in licking my chops for an easy kill. They popped the mag back in and nailed me.
Dirty bastard... :-D

My personal fav that I've actually used is completly burying myself in leaves with a pistol along the path I know thier gonna take. hne I hold perfectly still.They walked within 6 inches of me and didn't notice until I popped up and nailed them in the back. I got 2 of them before the last one got me. I would have got more if I hadn't been useing a spring :P

I would say get a whole bunch of those AS claymore mines and booby trap EVERYTHING. Bunkers, trails, respawn, latrines, tents, key objective, all objectives, and far out of the way places. after about the fourth mine, they will be too worried to be combat effective.

I like to flank a team, get all lost and confused and wander back to my team without firing a shot.
I think I've done that three times now. I just stand there not really knowing what the heck I'm doing there.
Greg

Stop just out of thier sight and range. Strip down to nothing more than your boxers, boots, tac-vest, and googles. Paint "Born To Kill" on your chest and run straight at the other team shouting how you need your meds, and that the voices in your head told you to do it. This should throw the other team off long enuf for the rest of your team to surprise attack them from the other side.

I have been exposed to Wiseowls/Bloodsports chemical/biological weapons on the field, the doctors say I should be fully recovered in another month and then is reconstructive surgery.

As fo tricks...I wait em out. Had a noob out and just waited patiently while he came down the stairs looking fo me then I mercied him, scared the crap out of him too!

The scary part is when that happens and it's not part of the plan.

fixed

You people have no imagination in the least.

I still firmly beleive that the best distraction was caused by TELNETS, GISH and myself during WestCan III in Edmonton - which consisted of a 3:30am night assault on the Allied base, accompanied by a megaphone and didgeridoo.


As for actual assault on the field... well nothing need I remind you all of the Dildo Launcher out here in Saskatchewan? Now where is WiseOwl with the video?

Can you say long range mushroom stamp?

"Dirty Tricks and Funny Tactics" was the point of this thread. What you are suggesting is a completely lame way to play and it ruins the game.

Unfortuanately, there are many people like you. Another great tactic, tell people your dead so they won't shoot you, then when they continue past you, shoot them in the back. NO NO wait there's another great move ... tell everyone your going back to reload so people will let you pass and then proceed to the game objective.

Ya, there's a bunch of people that you see on the field that have great tactics.

Hide a car painted camoflauge on the field. When making an assault match, retrieve the car. (Make sure no one on the other team knows of it).
Strap claymores to your chest under your tac vest and surrender and ask to speak with the enemy leader.
-Spend 20 minutes trying to negotiate an arms deal, while 20 people assemble in the woods behind you. Then when the deal breaks down, shoot the negotiators.

A couple of years ago we did an 8-on-2 sniper hunt for shits and giggles. I was 1 of 2 snipers (albiet using a TM shotty). It was mid October and we just got a light dusting of snow. I was wearing a CF-issue white balaclava, so I removed it and stuck it on some branches just beyond a large (8' high, 20' diameter) mound of cut trees and brush. The white really stood out among the dark brown of the branches. Then my partner and I moved off at a 90-degree angle about 50 yards into some real thick brush.

The enemy squad came by and spotted the balaclava. They started shooting and hit the balaclava a few times. Seeing as it was stretched over some brush it bounced around. The enemy started yelling at the balaclava to call it's hits, and then split into 2 groups to try and flank it when the balaclava refused to call itself out. We slipped in behind them and killed them all while they were trying to maneuver into position.

LOL happend at my very first game. Hell I didn't even know what was happening at the time. And to set the record stright I did call myself out when I went to their spawn point. Mistakes happen in a game, and I'm not recommending it at all. If someone decides to do it thats their problem, not mine. BTW i never wore feck again after that game since it led to confusion.

OP:High Anxiety. Good times, good times.

during a 1 on 1 stalk and kill game, an opponent placed his helmet at a bunker all enemy at the gates style, i spotted it, and was curiously advancing thinking "what the hell? why is he sticking his head up like that? does he not realize his helmet is sticking over his cover, ha! stupid budda." so i was advancing and flanking, checking with my scope, only when i got about 20ft away and and his flank did i realized there was no person under the helmet! boy did that scare me knowing i walked into a trap now i had to quickly decide where he was going to attack from, if he could see me, what my most possible retreating venue. never the less it gave me that "ho man im fucked" feeling in my gut that nobody likes to get.

btw he did ambush me shortly after, he hit my primary, then shot me out during the ensuing gun battle... dirty bastard.

I can just hear the ER report...

"So, how did you get that laceration on your forhead?"
"Well Doc, I'll tell you only if you promise not to laugh...."

Anyone have someone comeout from a door and yell "say hello to my little friend!" And then catch you in the chest with a m203? Its starting to get old...

It's not really a dirty trick, more like just keeping my mouth shut and letting the funny happen...

I was playing a game using only a pistol, running around pretty much trying to get shot, and I got spotted by someone with a TM AK. (can't remember his name. He had weird hands though).

Anyhow, he figured he had the upper hand, so he started walking towards me while I hid behind a tree. I'd poke my head out to look, he'd shoot a bunch, I'd pop out the other side, same thing.

Eventually he started running at me shouting, shooting full auto, and at about 15 feet away, he shouted "HIT!", stopped running, said "Nice Shot!", and walked away.

Turns out he shot himself with a ricochet, and he had his eyes closed while he was shooting and running and yelling so he didn't see me *not shooting at him* :lol:

I couldn't figure out what happened, but there was nobody else around, and I hadn't fired a shot, so nothing else could have happened. I just sat down and had a good laugh.

It's amazing how well muttering "Shit" then waiting for the n00b rush to happen works.

Viv, remember a couple of us played lasertag and the kids poured through the structures and we were yelling, "ZERG RUSH!!!!" ?

Good times.

"battle cruiser operational." its amazing what a good starcraft quote can do for you.

When it suits, that is. "zerg rush" did suit that particular occassion since there were about 30 kids no more than 4 feet tall swarming through the openings at us, and there was like 3 or 4 of us trying to hold them off. Amazing what sheer numbers accomplishes.

one time at a night game i held my hands up high and yelled admin. i watched 6-8 of their guys walked past me. after they past me the admin said game on so i pulled out my mac11 and my pistol and sprayed the hallway where the dirkas were hehehe. that was my first lonewolfing squad kill.

Place a bomb on the target before the assault team does

http://www.idratherbecrawling.ca/pics/ibbydirka.jpg

This is me in a generic dirka outfit during a milsim. I used this same outfit at an earlier game, but I had the claymore I was wearing covered by another shemagh. The entire dirka squad I was in was eliminated so we wandered back to our respawn point. The "enemy" dudes were searching the area for 4 parts to a nuclear missile (we were using 4 old rims to simulate the parts). I was in my respawn point when a couple of squads of enemy troopies wanders in looking for one of the pieces. I was sitting on a crate, and Bunny, one of the Special Forces dudes is convinced I'm covering a missile part with my robe. By this time I had long respawned, so I put away my kill rag and just sat there until the enemy left, as it was useless starting a firefight 10 feet away from each other. Bunny gets frustrated and comes towards me to search under my robe. I like the guy, but I don't swing that way so I quickly lifted the shemagh and nailed him with a spread of BB's from the claymore. The look on his face was absolutely priceless, a definite Kodak moment, an nobody had a camera. I was quickly capped in the back of the head by Colin, but I had an absolute ball setting off the claymore in true dirka fashion. Out came my trusty well worn kill rag.
Best. Kill. Evar.

If your at a feild with trenches or similar do a hand/head stand and wiggle your feet above cover for 2-3 second at a time. It Works best with multiple people.

You could just put boots up but it doesnt have the same effect.

Holy shit, I made that call in our winter game last year, except it was a zergling rush, wow, great minds think alike. And the 360 dragon kick is pretty sweet for a tactic.